Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing, and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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popatia 0
LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"
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FruityLoooons 8
Wow. You should do the same thing she's doing.
spotty313 0
THAT IS AWESOME.... MARRY HER!!!
BStanko 0
Don't hold your breath man. When they say that they're just trying to let you down easy. She's not coming back.
blastvortex 4
Well, she already dumped you, so at least now you don't have to worry about doing an only-once-is-necessary job yourself. If you're not glad that the moron is gone, then you should probably give thought to your choice of women. If you like 'em like that, don't expect things to go your way.
MsSippi 0
Good for her! She's been with you for two years and it sounds like it's time for a growth spurt involving exploring her sexuality and various mind altering substances. I think everyone should do this. How should she know that you are "the one" if she hasn't explored other options and seen if single/lesbian life if more appealing to her? Many people get married and discover later that they are aren't even attracted to the opposite sex. I think this is one hundred percent a positive move on her part and by not supporting her you are just distancing yourself from her and setting yourself up for a ruined relationship. You should do the same! Embrace exploration and play!
Jhnyfive 0
#1 Did you really just make the point that people can choose to be gay? Wow. #2 If she wanted to explore because she is bisexual than she should have done that before she started dating op. #3 You're incredibly stupid. I'm sorry for the lack of subtlety but hey, deal with it.
TheMischiefMaker 0
Jagger is an idiot. I can see him saying, "oh well, my girlfriend cheated on me but at least it was with one guy, it could've been two." OP, do not allow her back in your life. No girl is worth your time if she dumps you to go ***** around, which also, I can guarentee you she's sleeping around with other men (you get that Jagger?). Move on to better things.
comawhitexox 0
hey i did the same thing... broke it off with my boyfriend then went crazy in europe, even made out with a few chicks... i think it was the right thing, if you never do anything for yourself then you'll just end up resenting your significant other! i'd get back with him now, but he hasn't changed at all... i feel like i've had so many new experiences and figured out who i am since we broke up, but he hasn't done anything new...
Six_and_the_Moon 3
By this reasoning, every guy on Earth should be allowed to cheat on their SO to avoid 'resenting' them later on. Flawless logic. It is possible he hasn't 'done anything new' because he already knows who he is, and doesn't have to go crazy and make out with random people to feel fulfilled in life. There is nothing wrong with doing things for yourself in a relationship, or in life. However if you must leave someone to do those things, you have no right to expect them to either wait around, or reconnect with you after you tire of whatever it is that made you leave. Break it off and tell them to move on. If they aren't important enough to you for you to to stay, you aren't worth enough to them for them to wait.
GreenRupee 0
So she wants to do shit and having fun and then wants you? Well, show her that she isn't the only woman of your interest in your life. And do whatever you want! ... blargh.
eoswald 0
sounds like she dumped you because you are a douche bag. what's wrong with smoking, partying and drinking? fag!
eoswald 0
which makes sense! you're from France!
Drayon 0
First off, the man never said he forbid her to do that. Second off, If you wanna have a stable relationship with a girl i doub't you'd let her come back home wasted every night, cheat on you with other girls and have trouble with the police now, would you?
BobRyder 24
Not from France, didn't know how to change the location and it auto defaults to that. AB, Canada.