Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing, and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
popatia 0
LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"
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Comments (81)
skaterdude821 0
it sounds like your girlfriend is lindsay lohan XD
lifeisg00d 0
You have a problem with your girlfriend making out with girls? O.o
ShaydeStar 0
Something similar happened to me Op... I was dating this girl for about 6 months when she started going to a bi-sexual 'support' group. I went there to show her my support... It was not a support group. fml.
hapylordofdeath9 0
so she wants you to wait for her while she dates other girls and prolly guys? she needs to get out of your life, on the other hand, at least she's there to go back to... yeah, right
Di55le 9
awww man the big question is wat u gonna do in the mean time? mope or move on....
momo1972 3
Join her
DingoCJ 15
And you're complaining because????
kourtney23 2
Lol seriously...... Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Szaszaspasz 26
FHL. You dodged a psycho bullet my friend. It's not like you have to wait around for her. Imagine how much bitching she do if you said you wanted to play on the other team for a while. How old is she anyway?
simply_melissa 9
Lesbehonest.........don't wait till she matures find someone better.