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By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

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By dca101 - 20/03/2013 02:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 06:15

Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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This is the end

By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 578

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 500

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML

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You deserved it 6 035

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 12:00

You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.

wd0 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 11:54

that's an important issue though

Comments

Pixelfish 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:48

some girls don't like it in the back door, that's what we are really talking about here right?

Spastastic 6

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:23

"Creative differences"? That's what someone says when they leave a tv show, not a relationship...

Erindub 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:43

If you've only been at it for 6 months and you're already shackin up there was already plenty of issues going on in your relationship. The dishes were just the catalyst in this argument.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:54

OKay???! so you said WE right??!? As in she couldn't get it either right?! What a backwards ass bitch you don't deserve a dumbass like her anyways

lafingman0 5

Monday 30 August 2010 2:20

Well at least she knows her place. lol

kellydee 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:02

dont move in with someone after six months i have been with my bf for four years and we just recently decided to move in first mistake

LilaBear 1

Monday 30 August 2010 10:07

YDI for moving in together after only 6 months. Geez.

aristotrash 1

Monday 30 August 2010 11:16

you deserved it for apparently living with someone after six months!

NYheart13 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 5:59

Doesnt sound like much of a loss to me

marvin_fml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 12:44

It's obvious that she didn't break up with him because she actually cares where the plates go. She broke up with him because he dared to have an opinion that conflicted with hers, and had the spine to express it and stick to it. There are so many prissy little princesses these days that expect to get their own way all the time, and they think compromise in a relationship means their partner doing what he's told. Good on you for hanging on to your balls!