Love: Unmatched

Unmatched

By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 286

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 034

You deserved it 175

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 737

By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me and that she is not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose... FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 109

You deserved it 367

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 284

You deserved it 3 585

By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 033

You deserved it 4 423

Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 143

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 944

You deserved it 98

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 647

You deserved it 3 324

Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 515

You deserved it 142

By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 401

You deserved it 3 197

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 2 February 2021 2:34

You deserved it? Why? You deserve better. You should have ditched this pathetic wannabe of a bitch months ago. You’re gonna look back and see that this is one of the best things to have happened to you when she traps some other poor clod.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 2 February 2021 3:04

Consider yourself lucky to be done in just 3 months. I'm other people will waste far more time with her.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 2 February 2021 2:34

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 February 2021 2:49

What seems to be the problem? That you've been an idiot for three months? Be glad -- lots of guys are idiots for much longer!

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 2 February 2021 3:04

Consider yourself lucky to be done in just 3 months. I'm other people will waste far more time with her.

peterblack67 9

Tuesday 2 February 2021 4:45

So shouldn't you be happy she dumped you?

flagbitch 8

Tuesday 2 February 2021 5:09

yep

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 2 February 2021 20:12

you dodged a bullet, bro

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 3 February 2021 20:41

More like a cannonball, here.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 3 February 2021 15:33

So what's the problem? Sounds like you're WAY better off without her.

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 3 February 2021 20:40

And why would you even want to be with someone like her? She seems pretty uninteresting herself.

ghostinflames 13

Wednesday 3 February 2021 21:41

I can't disagree with with this...op was probably the source of her interest. Once he realizes his value he will be so much better off and ready to take the world on.