Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
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FFML_314 12
You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.
wd0 1
that's an important issue though
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Comments (77)
Kgirl2cute 6
you were already living together, after only 6 months?
hollywoodplaya8 0
that's what I said!! yal are crazy for living with eachother at 6 months
KereKris 25
I've been living together with my boyfriend since the first day we started dating. Never had any regrets about that. Sometimes it just works out.
molil_4810 0
so where did you end up putting the plates obviously not the cuboard on the left!!! no wonder i broke up with you!!!
TomasT 0
What #13 said... And why was that important to you? It is her room.
FYLDeep 26
OP is stupid. It's her kitchen. Let her arrange it however she likes. Just make sure she always has something ready for you to eat.
JessAmmyy_ 0
weres the fml, you dont know were tooo put the plates, when you figure it out she'll takee you baack, arseholeee,
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That girl is retarded.
hoghunter 1
uhm.... actually ydi for having such a stupid arguement. seariously?!?! you couldn't just shut your mouth and deal with it?!? I actually kind of hate you right now for taking this FML space away from some poor needy soul that would have actually put it to good use.
FFML_314 12
I hate you right now. I don't have to explain why, because it is quite obvious.
BikerMike 0
You are lucky that it did not progress to which way the toilet paper is put in the holder or the dreaded toilet seat up/down debate. Anyway she C an't U nderstand N ormal T hinking
Richisme 0
"We?" That is always the womans decision, fool!
rizzkiyoshi 19
that's what you get for living together in less than a year