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By Eric Moore - 25/09/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

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By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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By Choum - 07/11/2008 06:33 - France

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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trollsemen 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

At least you have a kick-ass job

azcardinals1307 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.

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Vagabond_810 7

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:04

you have my dream job, man you deserve better!

DrCheese 16

Wednesday 3 June 2015 17:03

She sounds like a bitch.

MassiDelta 28

Thursday 6 August 2015 16:37

Dude... I envy you and your job...

Asterrahl 15

Friday 9 October 2015 13:36

My good sir, I am pleased to inform you that you have succeeded in life: grade A.

lianapete 3

Saturday 21 May 2016 5:18

how did you get the job it would be perfect for my husband

blubfisher 7

Thursday 26 May 2016 3:03

So lucky... Wish i had that job

Shamandalie89 32

Friday 24 June 2016 9:57

Omg I want your job

MDaemonM 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 4:49

is the job fun?

Tyrax 16

Saturday 20 August 2016 16:37

Marry me?

Meagan Ortiz 19

Monday 9 July 2018 14:56

Eric you have my dream job. whats it like to test video games?

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Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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