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By Eric Moore - 25/09/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 623

You deserved it 3 961

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 085

You deserved it 443

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 196

By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 512

You deserved it 944

By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 133

You deserved it 52 793

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 214

You deserved it 4 649

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 546

By Choum - 07/11/2008 06:33 - France

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 237

You deserved it 6 043

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 777

You deserved it 151

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 844

You deserved it 3 482

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 149

You deserved it 4 057

trollsemen 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

At least you have a kick-ass job

azcardinals1307 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.

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Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Monday 24 September 2012 6:28

Keep the job. Ditch the girl. Life will be perfect

Dontbelikeme 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:15

****** team killer... sorry op

bluevayero 42

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:52

I voted "ur life sucks" but seeing ur job im not that sure...

KennyBen 14

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:40

I would love to have that job.

kingjanic 1

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:23

I would say Your Life Sucks but your a videogame tester... so it can't be that bad...

The_Mr_Troll 14

Sunday 15 September 2013 8:49

I don't even feel like I should hit the FYL button considering how awesome your job is.

cwl727 32

Sunday 27 April 2014 18:12

You have an awesome job!!!!!!

cartoonboy 26

Thursday 29 May 2014 7:54

Why?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 18:38

That's a cool job.

FMLMaximus 23

Wednesday 29 October 2014 20:00

Wow! Best job ever!

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Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 815

You deserved it 1 540

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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You deserved it 44 205

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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You deserved it 2 983

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