Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Daddy's girl
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Busted
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Top comments
MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
miraculuz 0
good riddance. If she is ignorant enough to listen to the damn cell phone advice...ur lucky to be rid of her. But im sure she just used the cellphone as an excuse. She is probably either cheating on your or lost interest..either way Q.Q good luck
zoombabwee 0
That stuff nvr works I'm sry I'll find someone better
mochi_shinobi 0
Awww that sucks soooo much well it's okay
fayzhai 0
ur girlfriend is an idiot
YuBrokeThisHeart 0
i agree with #448 but still, aw :[ sorry buddy
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
your better off what if you did get married and it said you were cheating she might think "hes doing it ill do it to"
jollyholly414 0
that sucks
showurbones 0
Wow, well I think that maybe she was already thinking about breaking up with you but couldn't find a reason. Instead of rationally thinking about it she just accepted it as the reason to break up with you.
loldude1337 0
either she has an IQ 70 or she wanted to break up with you and used that as an excuse
LeCorsaire_fml 0
good for you! i mean, who wants to marry a girl that stupid?