Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
DankJemo 0
That really sucks, but if she is taking advice from a cellphone dating service, then she is a god damned moron. You can do better... Now is your chance, get someone better who is going to trust you. I dated a girl wqho thought I was cheating on her, when I never did either. She dumped me. The irony of this is that when we would go out to bars she would flirt with guys and say that she was "just being nice."
Metallan 2
That's retarded. She's retarded. You're probably better without her.
Tikal_fml 0
That sucks man, but good riddance as well. If she's stupid enough to fall for that kind of stuff, you're better off.
lesp 6
Your girlfriend is obviously a freakin moron, and you're better off without her.
Brettersson 0
whoever sends out that advice needs to shut the hell up
Random_Idiot 0
she's an idiot anyway...
random_thought 0
THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IF YOU REALLY WANT HER BACK. Calmly ask her if she trusts an unreliable horoscope that probably sends the same results to everyone or the guy she's dated for three years. If this doesn't work, your relationship probably wouldn't have worked out in the end. It's better to find out that she's a superficial bi tch now than later when you divorce.
thelonelylurker 0
Dodged a bullet there, friend.
teamsquirrel 0
blessing in disguise.... this girl's dumb enough to base her relationships on cell phone advice? good riddance
jinjabread_man 0
if this girl is stupid enough to even accept love advice on her cell (let alone pay for it) ur better off without her.