Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
littlexlune 16
Tbh if she listens to a dumbass phone app, you'd better get the **** out of dodge
StraightEdge325 11
That's horrible! Bullet dodged bro!
judea95 16
Sorry about that, hope you found someone that trusts you more than an automated service
blah2112 11
She's too stupid... Take it as a sign and thank god that you found out early on!
cwl727 33
Think of it as a blessing in disguise. What happens if you did get married and it told her you were cheating on her later.
type1diabetic 12
This is good for you. You don't need someone who believes something about you based on no evidence.
tamtam27 15
You dodged a bullet!
Leumas1999 3
she doesn't deserve you if she trusts some random stranger more then you
TBfml15 9
And I think we've reached an entirely new level of stupidity.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You're better off without her if she lives her life off of stupid things like that.