Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
wobster109 1
Have to agree with everyone commenting. If she is someone to trust a cell phone thing over you, her devoted significant other of three years, then you definitely deserve better. In the long run, you'll find yourself fortunate that you didn't marry someone so superstitious. Sorry this happened to you!
southparkfan92 0
are you serious? even if i had doubts about someone cheating on me..i wouldnt listen to a cell phone..wtf.. oh well..u shudnt date someone who cant trust u when u can be trusted..
clouds9 0
sounds like you're better off without her. congratulations on regaining your freedom!
RuralNinja 0
This doesn't fall under any option, its not a FML or a YDI situation. Its a blessing in disguise. On a scale of intelligence from 1-10, she's pulling a -1. You'll be glad when you won't have the hospital bills from her forgetting to breathe.
Closeeupp22 0
maybe shes cheating or maybe shes an idot. lol i would leave her either way if she was deaad seriousl
CourtneyCrunk 0
talk to her about it.
thedog 0
What a stupid girl. Unless that's not really the reason...
alewares 0
If this story is true, a person THAT retarded is not worth enough to be your wife, no matter who you are. Cheer up!
krause_fml 0
what a stupid bitch, try to tell her that a cell phone isnt going to know whats going on, and then tell her you were going to propose definately FYL
freakaroo 0
i wouldnt worry, theres no sense in sharing genes with something that stupid