Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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unrememorable 0
Look on the bright side- Now you won't have to be held responsible for any of her retarded offspring.
Exlibris 0
yeah i have to say you just lucked out with that one it probably saved you thousands on the divorce settlement.
rayee10 0
I like to think that this is for the better. But I know how it feels to lose a relationship for a long time. Chin up (:
av232 0
aww, that's really sad. but it's good riddance if she takes advice from a phone.
Raytestrak 3
You're probably better off this way, she sounds kinda ... stupid ...
Dreamfrenzy11 0
Well it seems some of the comments I've read aren't any help so let me try erm first of all she's not dumb she's just believing in something she shouldn't. Second of all if you really love her tell her the truth tell her how you feel recite her a poem, call her beautiful,tell her she means everything to you. Tell her that she over reacted and made a drastic desicion out of anger & that you would really like to talk about everything. Say something like this.... "If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. "~Claudia Ghandi "Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."~William Shakespeare "Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray, Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May?" ~James J. Walker
urbwzrd 0
sometimes, i really cannot comprehend how stupid people can be! wtf with a stupid phone game! even she is a dump, go for it, marry with her...nothing is loosed yet!
urbwzrd 0
ok, i changed my mind! that is; i think she is the one cheating you! nobody can be that much dump! just watch her a month, you will for sure find out...
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Sucks man. But if she was that stupid then you dodged a real bullet there man.
MGW501 2
Talk to her. If the basis of the break up is just text messages she gets, walk. If there's something else there, try to get her to be honest - but then again, she's in her own little world it seems.....