Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Top comments
Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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Comments (144)
surferboy71010 0
That Bitch
jessiicaxoxo 0
aha suckaa, u probally suck at having it xD
burpburpburp 5
you suck
dojofalz 0
tell here that you where faking to :)
marsty 0
lol so you're a shit root time to learn how to hve sex properly... your poor girlfriend... get off FML and do something about it! realise that SHE is the victim here and that it is actually an FHerL because she's had to suffer disappointment the whole time... though she should have said something sooner, I sympathize with that.. how can u improve if u don't know...
mcfaily 0
No FYL here. she's only doing her gf-ly duty
Sekococo 0
#34 i scream when i ****** i dont need to concentrate it just comes out like that. Me being a loud screamer lol
thump_fml 0
OP, watch the Nina hartley guides.
LoveTheBk 0
some girls dont orgasim till mid 20's
hennybaby 0
Well..look on the bright side...at least she told you.