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By 404: Sanity Not Found - 27/01/2016 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML

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Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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By drunkluv - 12/04/2011 02:58 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

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Spontaneous

By FullCircleProblem - 27/01/2016 06:04 - United States - Round Rock

Today, my girlfriend came home and spontaneously wanted to have sex for the first time in about a year. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and had just came from an AA meeting. She reeked of alcohol, I couldn't get hard because of it, and she got pissed at me. She says she won't be spontaneous again. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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tarlax 11

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:08

Oh yeah, that's what we call "pulling a Schumer". You'll be happier in the long run without that kind of craziness in your life.

Chikiriwak 17

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:14

I kinda like it when hypocrisy slaps people in the face like that.

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vikky538 28

Thursday 28 January 2016 4:16

Feminatzi's

awesumous 16

Thursday 28 January 2016 4:24

You don't want to date a hypocrite! I'm glad you got out of that relationship! It saved you from years you would regret.

DexBanWhore 6

Thursday 28 January 2016 4:56

to all the comments say if there drunk it's rape, it's not. it's only rape if A. it's forced and they do not want to have sex and B. if there so ******* out of it they don't know what's happening. regretful sex is not rape.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:41

It is rape if there is not consent. A drunk person cannot give consent. Therefore, it is rape. There is no requirement for force or 'wanting', consent and the ability to give it are what matters.

leogachi 15

Thursday 28 January 2016 6:48

@94 I think it's complete bullshit. If you choose to alter your state of mind and then choose to have sex with someone who didn't choose to alter their state of mind, it's not rape. Unless, of course, you forced that sober person to have sex with you.

rldostie 19

Friday 29 January 2016 0:07

Just because someone consented to drinking does NOT mean they consented to sex. That's like saying that a person who chooses to drink also chooses to be mugged and murdered on their walk home from the bar. An extremely drunk person (where talking about more than just a few drinks) is not capable of consent because she OR HE may not be aware of what is happening. And using someone's inability to understand what is going on to have sex is predatorial and rape.

QueenRancid 10

Thursday 28 January 2016 4:57

Double standards. You're better off without that psycho, OP.

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:18

File rape charges against her. ;)

Cueball 5

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:30

Bruh, be glad she did. It shows that you were right and all she did was prove your point that she was being a hypocrite

techiejames 8

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:38

Based on her correct logic, she could go to jail for rape. People like her hate when their own logic turns on them.

riot_grrrl 13

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:41

Is she a feminist?

cheea5 2

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:51

She's actually right though. However, consent is on a spectrum from written to implied. I personally have talked to my boyfriend and have establish when sober that I'm okay with drunk sex if I want it in the moment since I'm on birth control. If you know each other well enough you might know those boundaries, but with strangers you can't get their consent unless their sober or not impaired (like one drink generally won't impair someone).