Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Top comments
mofran 0
shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.
wisese 0
Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.
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Comments (149)
Enslaved 38
When they build your sandwiches, they use their hands. It wouldn't make a difference how the food was cooked, it's the raw stuff you need to worry about. If you want to worry about gems, just think of the lemons that are put on the rim of your iced teas. Believe me, dirty hands are touching them fruit.>.
ladyLALAA 29
If I were you, I would drive over to her house and dump garbage all over her car. You may want to take a friend, to do the dirty work, you know. ;)
xForeverNever 6
I don't know if you did anything to make her leave, but WOW you must have for her to have done THAT. Or maybe she's just a jerk... :/ sorry, bro :/
wellthatsukx 0
Your ex is a bitch.
N3766 20
I wonder what did you do to her?
Deanna05 2
Some people are just immature and can't handle breaking up. I'm a germaphobe too and if my ex would have done that I would have beat him senseless.
KnucklesDeep 5
That **** deserves some serious payback. Whatever her biggest fear is, force her to experience it.
KindaFunnyRight 8
Troll Ex-Girlfriend? (TROLOLOLOLOL)
cocodecoeur 12
What an immature **** -.-
kurlyfries222 0
Heavy
Jasonf6 0
Man some women suck. Imagine if a guy did that to her? She'd get all her friends against him.
Deanna05 2
The reason for that is because girls are always the "helpless victim," and a bond between good girlfriends is normally strong.
savmut 8
That girl took bitch to a new level. Unless you beat her on a daily basis there's no reason to pull shit like that, very immature. You're better off without her