cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
topfisherman
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
raiden
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
noo
Australia
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
fmlifer
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
sarahbevan20 11
Damn
xAna305x 6
Dump her. Asap
platinumbarbiexo 6
Drop dat hoe
MrCommunism 19
did she say what kind of PDA? Some schools will give out detention for simply hugging someone.
fantasyworld 39
A lot of schools have hugs under PDA.
KrazyKatz333 15
What did she do? A lot of the comments are saying she could have hugged someone which is ridiculous. Do you guys actually get in trouble for that? In my school people avoid making out in front of teachers out of respect and two girls got in trouble for holding hands in class ( probably because they were getting very giggly about it. They're just friends) but we can hug whoever we want.