cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
topfisherman
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
raiden
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
noo
Australia
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
fmlifer
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Top comments
nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
AshleaJstudent 16
Ah, another Cliché long-distance relationship. Sorry OP.
mickeymousegirl 9
I'm so sorry. That's horrible.
splitintwo 6
I went to catholic school and if you couldn't fit "the holy ghost" between two people you were punished. Seriously, if she goes to a similar school she could have been standing to close to some one.
worldclassrager 41
I take it she joined your for lunch or something and depending on her PDA that screwed her over...a follow up would be great...
NatalieOntheTram 11
The PDA policies at my school were very strict, not to mention biased. They would flip out if a gay couple or even friends of the same gender so much as hugged, but let straight couples suck face. So maybe your girlfriend was just hugging a friend?
poniesatedinos 1
you should dump her man
Andrai 10
I went to a school that was really strict on that. I would get in trouble in Elementary School-High School for hugging my friends in the hall even for a second or holding hands and skipping down the hall with my friends. You should talk to her about it before you jump to conclusions. If you think she's not honest then talk to her friends. If it's her being with something else FYL.
chilevmv 7
It's time to find a different gf bro
Sweetpea22 14
Ask her about it. It could have been from hugging a friend. My sister got detention in HS for hugging a friend
JudgeComrade 17
She sure gets around.