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By T3STI - / Monday 7 May 2012 01:44 / United States - Grand Prairie
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By  thebeautybleeds  |  17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

By  CaptNomNom  |  17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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By  thebeautybleeds  |  17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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  epicwaffles  |  7

Sounds more like your the child to me, Asshole.

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Would it make me an asshole to correct 11's grammar? Yes? Good. *you're

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  FurLbro  |  1

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  epicwaffles  |  7

Well considering that you have a private profile and no picture (at least i can't see one on my iphone) i profiled you based on the first gender that came to mind. My apologies.

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  epicwaffles  |  7

Well when i looked at your username i thought of two things, either you were a girl, or you were a conceded emo boy, i went for the more fun option. :P No offense intended btw. :)

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  MysticKnight  |  3

39 - Well, can you be more girly?

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  FMLshark  |  12

People like you, OP, have no business in procreating. Please remove your balls from your body, if you have any to begin with, and promptly toss them in a fireplace. Or have your girlfriend do that for you. I'm sure she'd love to at this point.

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  nahbean13  |  3

28 - he said he'd had the one night stand 3 nights prior to his girlfriend giving birth to their baby, which suggests that they've been together at least 9 months. By my math, that's pretty solid cheating.

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  rhapsody_x  |  3

Are you retarded?

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  Grimnirwher9  |  19

How is she his girlfriend if they're not dating?

By  omfg_creepers  |  8

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  omfg_creepers  |  8

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  soulebelius  |  17

69, irony is not your friend.

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  liindsey  |  25

Epicwaffles, how did you confuse the "you're/your" again? (For those not understanding, please refer to comments #10 & #20.)

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  ohmandapants  |  16

65- how the fuck is that worse? His gf just gave birth to this cheating asshole's spawn. She now has a lifelong responsibility that she has to share with a man who she can't trust. Or she can dump his ass and choose to be a single mom, which is also not easy. You're an idiot.

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  soulebelius  |  17

So I get thumbed down because I point out the irony in 69's post about literacy? 58 said irrelevant, NOT illiteracy.

By  CaptNomNom  |  17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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  Il_Maestro  |  6

I agree so much with this comment that I'm going to refrain from correcting your spelling of the word "you." Because quite honestly I would respect a man wHo TyPeD lYk tHiS than a man who cheats on his pregnant wife.

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  midgetMANjay  |  7

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  midgetMANjay  |  7

i read the fml as three years ago, sorry lol

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  hatesfate  |  6

100 - unless it's been Jan 1st the past 3 days, no...

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  Zya_fml  |  8

I agree with you and I have a very irrelevant question...why so you have your number on FML? Not such a great idea. Just saying...

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I knew someone was gonna catch that.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ And yet you didn't bother to correct yourself?

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ you can edit your comment after posting. And seriously, I don't understand how people keep making this mistake. The difference between your and you're is really not that difficult to understand.

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  Sniper3000  |  0

It's not that serious 170 it's not grammar school

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

A little batard is playing pranks on your heavily pregnant wife, a pathetic fucking worthless shit of a (for lack of a better term) man is one that cheats on his heavily pregnant wife with her attending nurse That poor child and mum, they deserve something better

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for all we know, in a month we'll be reading, "today, the nurse that attended my child's birth a month ago, whom I had a one night stand with three nights prior to that night, called and said that I should prepare for another infant. FML."

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