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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By T3STI - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 01:44 / United States - Grand Prairie
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  FurLbro  |  1

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  epicwaffles  |  7

Well considering that you have a private profile and no picture (at least i can't see one on my iphone) i profiled you based on the first gender that came to mind. My apologies.

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  epicwaffles  |  7

Well when i looked at your username i thought of two things, either you were a girl, or you were a conceded emo boy, i went for the more fun option. :P

No offense intended btw. :)

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  FMLshark  |  12

People like you, OP, have no business in procreating.
Please remove your balls from your body, if you have any to begin with, and promptly toss them in a fireplace. Or have your girlfriend do that for you.
I'm sure she'd love to at this point.

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  nahbean13  |  3

28 - he said he'd had the one night stand 3 nights prior to his girlfriend giving birth to their baby, which suggests that they've been together at least 9 months. By my math, that's pretty solid cheating.

By  omfg_creepers  |  8

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  omfg_creepers  |  8

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  liindsey  |  25

Epicwaffles, how did you confuse the "you're/your" again?

(For those not understanding, please refer to comments #10 & #20.)

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  ohmandapants  |  16

65- how the fuck is that worse? His gf just gave birth to this cheating asshole's spawn. She now has a lifelong responsibility that she has to share with a man who she can't trust. Or she can dump his ass and choose to be a single mom, which is also not easy.
You're an idiot.

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  Il_Maestro  |  6

I agree so much with this comment that I'm going to refrain from correcting your spelling of the word "you."

Because quite honestly I would respect a man wHo TyPeD lYk tHiS than a man who cheats on his pregnant wife.

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  midgetMANjay  |  7

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ you can edit your comment after posting.
And seriously, I don't understand how people keep making this mistake. The difference between your and you're is really not that difficult to understand.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

A little batard is playing pranks on your heavily pregnant wife, a pathetic fucking worthless shit of a (for lack of a better term) man is one that cheats on his heavily pregnant wife with her attending nurse

That poor child and mum, they deserve something better

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for all we know, in a month we'll be reading, "today, the nurse that attended my child's birth a month ago, whom I had a one night stand with three nights prior to that night, called and said that I should prepare for another infant. FML."

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