T3STI
Grand Prairie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17
Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.
CaptNomNom 17
U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.
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Comments (228)
Phr0zen 11
How do you not deserve this? Are you expecting sympathy? It probably would be kinda FYL if it was a drunken one night stand, but she remembered you so that meant it was consensual.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Wait, what? How does the fact that she remembered him indicate that neither party was drunk? Why would being drunk make it a different situation?
CassieStrawbs 7
Dude... It's one thing to cheat on your girlfriend, it's another to cheat on your pregnant girlfriend. You're a dick.
Annis_x3 7
Hmm... I don't know, it seems like the same thing to me. Cheating is cheating either way, but you're right, he's a dick.
plaguer 26
Agreed. If you just cheated on her it'd be one thing, but now you're creating more problems by having the possibility of not being in your child's life. Not like anyone really needs scum like OP, anyway.
HandsomeRatch 20
I hope she told your girlfriend. She and your kid have the right to know what kind of asshole you are.
Yaen 18
YDI, OP. What an insensitive and stupid thing to do to your pregnant girlfriend.
PrincessPesa 20
Oh OP, I am just soooooo glad you're procreating (absolutely dripping with sarcasm in case you were wondering). Who are you, Kevin Federline? Maybe this will help realize what a sleazy turd-bag you've been- though clearly, you have no remorse. I feel for your lady so much, I can't imagine what the tension must have been like in the room. Get it together, douche.
sloopyreddress 0
You're pretty much a pile of excrement.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
What a ******** you are
shayshayshazam 14
To your "first" child?! Like she'll be having more with you after that?
sundayporch 2
It's still his first child... regardless if there will be others afterwards.
shayshayshazam 14
He said "OUR" first child.
Zya_fml 8
**** YOUR life!? You mean **** your girlfriends life. You're her baby's father yet you have the balls to ******* cheat on her with another woman? You're a sick, selfish, idiotic man. I would go on and on talking about how much of a scum you are but I have better things to do. Asshole.
mrsmillsy 10
I hope this is fake.