T3STI
Grand Prairie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17
Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.
CaptNomNom 17
U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.
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Comments (228)
RobboXD 5
Wanker.
Yaen 18
Well obviously he cheats instead of wanking.
supimnyancat 9
You're a ******* disgusting piece of shit pig, I really hope you get dumped and she takes the kid away. People like you make me weep for humanity.
jptyler 8
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel...
KnightAngela1109 10
Not cool you Are a jerk
upyourzlolz 11
Ahh. Nothing like run-on sentences with random capitalization and a lack of punctuation.
boofgall 16
51- first thing to make me laugh out of these comments.
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's what I saidXD
omarzrgz 3
It's boys like you that make us men look like we're all assholes. YDI
may651 14
I am in love with u.
nublets 12
Thank You for adding a respectable comment like that, not many people understand the distinction between men and boys these days..
bubu93_fml 1
thank god theres still some faithful men left
lovebeecharmer 6
Smelly limp dickface
realaz_fml 4
You didn't deserve being in the hospital for the birth. You scum bag
joshaz 6
He deserves to see the birth of his child regardless. Grow up.
Michele2luv 8
Says the man who's profile pic is of a guy eating a large gummy worm like its a penis . . .
theried 3
I hope she tells everyone she possibly can, how big of a douche you are, starting with the mother of your child. People like you are the reason new insults are invented.
rastafarhi 0
You're an asshole. Straight up why are you a "dad"?
kakarot2 11
I'm assuming because he can't keep it on his pants
plaguer 26
Well, 27, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
bizarre_ftw 22
Let's rewind the clock three days, now nine months, see any similarities? Thats why (Note the term "girlfriend" as a hint to that)
lylotrezor 20
I don't think anyone needs to be THAT rude to the OP. What happened to "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful"? Yes, the OP did something he shouldn't have, but this is not a public execution venue.
Xalandra 17
Not a public execution venue? If he wanted sympathy he shouldn't have come here. OP posted this knowing that it's a public website, if he expected anything besides being attacked then he's an idiot as well as a douchebag.
PrincessPesa 20
OP put his head on the chopping block when he submitted this FML. This is a public forum, and though there are some rules there's no way to control people's reactions. Some may be more harsh than others, but there's no doubt OP had it coming.
PrincessPesa 20
53: Great minds think alike? Sorry about your kitty!
razzledazzle21 23
Well he did put this on here for everyone to see, so it kind of is.
bennn89 5
This kind of is Sparta. (Just in case you were not informed.)
MEM0817 18
FYL? No, more like **** your girlfriend's life. That shit pisses me off royally. Probably because I'm 8 months pregnant and know how its not easy being pregnant.. let alone cheated on. Your poor girlfriend.
Sumalum 7
I love that shirt! lol What are you naming her? I sister is having a boy in August and naming him Nathaniel!
courtneyann211 10
Awesome shirt!! I need one similar so people stop looking at me funny when I say twins, one of each.