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T3STI Grand Prairie, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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your a piece of shit. you didnt even deserve to see the birth of your child. that baby is going to hate your ass for knowing you hurt there mother. i hope she leaves your ass and takes the baby. people like you make me sick.

ThatGirl6 9

Wow, your a douche I hope she told your girl

Worst mistake never play with girls from same town

Please get hit by a bus :)

Good. That's karma.

You're a scum sucking shit head and you don't deserve to be a father, I hope your girlfriend finds a better guy to raise HER child with. Go die.

mrphychrs 5

OP quit stealing my oxygen you fuckstain. give it a little time and you'll wish you'd been a better man and stuck it out with your baby's momma and not ****** around on her.

You are a douche. YDI

rogue2888 4

You deserve it ya ******* loser

you deserv it.p-r-i-c-k