Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****
furburger 0
Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?
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Comments (118)
karina02 9
That's just tooo funny.(: I wonder what your moms first reaction was..
xMaNNiNGx119 0
ahahaha like father, like son xD
j_cat187 20
good job
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
I think she was supposed to put that on sit-on-my-facebook
keeeta 0
Lol that is lank funny! Omg! Shame though. . . @least everyone knows u have a healthy sexlife!!!
skyttlz 32
Lol dosturbing
NightMarePuppy 0
YDI deserve it for making her get a facebook. stop trying to suck people into facebook.
NightMarePuppy 0
YDI deserve it for making her get a facebook. stop trying to suck people into facebook.
Jaykayfu 0
YDI because I'm an asshole
anettes 7
Ahah, that sucks.