Transportation: Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally...

By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 37 515

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Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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jeffers 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

bridgette5866 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:43

This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

Comments

xsydbabyx 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:21

Why do people always analyze these? Who cares if they're fake. Not like you're directly affected :| - S.

Kitola 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:28

Lesson learned: Wear properly fitting pants.

kiltkrazed 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:06

time to grow up and dress like an adult? maybe? just throwing it out there...

rachelroller 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:23

What do you mean 15 seconds? She should be FML for being a moron...

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:43

pull up your pants. duh.

Jackthestripper 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:39

Style deficit disorder.

sopophorix 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:10

That'll teach you to wear nasty baggy pants.

MGW501 2

Friday 17 April 2009 20:56

Let me ask - are you one of those tools who wears pants around their thighs, below their underpants and think you look cool doing so? If so, get over this really stuffed up trend of stupid looking people hardly able to walk. Hope you get the message, and don't need to trip down some stairs to get the message to sink in.

Allistair_F 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:36

This is a classic FML. This, people, is what they are supposed to be. Good job buddy :)

sengmengida 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:42

Why can't I hit YDI on this one? I'd hit it fifty times a day! Pants so baggy they're a safety hazard? I hope you look "fashionable" in your ******* coffin someday, retard.