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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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ddukes4 2

Sunday 17 March 2013 14:51

Sometimes a very insecure girl can take okays as encouragement... Girl-"hey babe, I am thinking of getting my hair cut." guy-"okay" Then the girl thinks he wants it because you didn't say no to the idea. I've always stayed away from the insecure ones because of this pyschogame.