Love: Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates...

By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

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Same thing different taste

By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:48

Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.

lilledun 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:08

Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.

Comments

Wizardo 33

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:57

Wtf, sorry OP but your girlfriend is whack as ****, tell her to sort her shit out or smack her upside the head with a brick.

karlcolt45 19

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:04

it'll grow on her soon enough. bad haircuts always do

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:09

We always wanted a remake of Frankenstein's monster.

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:16

Women always tend to resort to men for their own problems.

grumpybr 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:26

If she will blame you for something trivial like a bad haircut I wonder what she'll say when something really bad happens.

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:07

[OP and his girlfriend at Olive Garden.] OP: "Here, sweetie pie. Have some salad." OP's girlfriend: "Quit trying to turn me into a vegetarian! I like meat! You should know from last night. Gosh! Always trying to force me to be something I'm not." OP: *Blinking and staring blankly*