Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
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Top comments
sammiking 13
Your mom is a little crazy
TweetAnne 13
Could of sworn dogs got fleas and not lice.
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Comments (53)
brvnnx 18
Well, maybe your mother is serious about cleanliness. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend had a good laugh out of it.
ironmany_fml 23
would you be laughing if your boyfriend's mom is picking lice from your head?
TerraShadow 18
well FYL
Eyalsh 32
if only there were a Button for that
stingray112 24
Idk maybe the mother had a bad experience with lice or something once.
91hayek 31
your mother was using it as a pretext. Your girl could have said she liked her martini shaken, not stirred, and your mom would still have checked for head lice.
CountedTo10 9
this comment works well with your display picture
joelp232 17
leave it to your parents to make your life hell
tranced_ 45
head and shoulders shampoo takes care of everything. .even lice. .
chosha_fml 27
Your mum sounds rather nitpicky.
lexwilder 16
Well did she find any?
EarlFug 19
I'm not saying people who aren't dog people aren't cool, but dog people are cool. Think it's safe to say people who check for lice aren't cool.
kodaechan 6
well for starters head lice can only live on humans.... you might want to tell your mother that.