Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
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sammiking 13
Your mom is a little crazy
TweetAnne 13
Could of sworn dogs got fleas and not lice.
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Comments (53)
Lukey1028 8
...dogs cant even get lice they only like human blood....
brand125 17
there is a seperate species of lice that like dogs only, but youre partially correct
Weiss_Schnee 14
Dog flees can't live on humans, or any other animal that's not canine.
amygood 5
um, what does a dog have to do with headlice?
ohSNAPyall 27
If this is how your mom reacted to your girlfriend having a dog, your mom would have found some other way to weird her out.
Boren 11
W...... T......... F..................?
katgib13 16
You need to explain to your mom that lice are species specific. Humans carry human lice, birds get bird lice, dogs get...well, you get it.
kavyashahs 16
Happy Mother's Day
ShadJV 0
Looks like we haven't come that far from monkey social grooming. At least they bonded.
FlutterLoud 29
You can't get lice from dogs, and even fleas is highly unlikely. Lice is species specific. There are different strands for dogs, rats, cats, and humans that are not transferable unless you are that animal.
Alivia_123 1
Damn mom haha