Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
keyofdestiny13 24
How the hell is this a YDI? I say **** HIS life because she broke up with him over something so petty.
Niz_DD 14
Congratulations! You are both idiots
killjoywannabe 18
...and 75 cents matters *that much* why, exactly?
alexanderavatar 24
y bother asking for 3 quarters back
oreoeater 21
I'm sorry, everyone's addressing the fact that he's "a cheapskate for not letting her take it" but no one seems to be addressing the fact that she dumped him over 75c? Priorities much?
whymeplease44 8
its just 75 cents. does it matter?
lilithfury 23
She probably dumped you over yer behaviour about the 75¢. If I mindlessly picked up some change from the car, and then got accused of stealing it by some psycho, I'd reevaluate the relationship as well.