Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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dfergy 5
YDI for having an idiot girlfriend.
Famguy2083 0
Well did you do your sister and is she hot cause that makes it ok
RedRobinYum 0
Well did you?
deathkid1 0
Lol!!! Incest is wincest!!! xDDD hahaha
varkey 7
@124: How common do you mean? It's really rare in blood siblings, and even rarer in blood siblings raised together. @OP: That sucks, but it's a good thing you're rid of that paranoid GF. She would probably accuse you of the same things later in life with coworkers, platonic friends, even other family members, or men. FYL anyway
ftw487 9
Wel...did you?
saxplayer9291 3
Ew. that's one jealous biotch right there
thefuckinloser 6
so you **** your sister at least you keep it in the family ...do you **** any cousins also??
HickChick23 0
u live in Kentucky?
PugDelatorre 11
#309 It says he's from Jamaica.
surefire988 12
I believe this is just an excuse