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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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bigmanj28 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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dfergy 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:28

YDI for having an idiot girlfriend.

Famguy2083 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:42

Well did you do your sister and is she hot cause that makes it ok

RedRobinYum 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:27

Well did you?

deathkid1 0

Friday 12 August 2011 22:57

Lol!!! Incest is wincest!!! xDDD hahaha

varkey 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:02

@124: How common do you mean? It's really rare in blood siblings, and even rarer in blood siblings raised together. @OP: That sucks, but it's a good thing you're rid of that paranoid GF. She would probably accuse you of the same things later in life with coworkers, platonic friends, even other family members, or men. FYL anyway

ftw487 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:23

Wel...did you?

saxplayer9291 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:50

Ew. that's one jealous biotch right there

thefuckinloser 6

Friday 23 December 2011 19:07

so you **** your sister at least you keep it in the family ...do you **** any cousins also??

HickChick23 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:40

u live in Kentucky?

PugDelatorre 11

Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:46

#309 It says he's from Jamaica.

surefire988 12

Saturday 24 August 2013 13:06

I believe this is just an excuse

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