Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was...

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

Comments

nanadaime_hokage 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:49

Any reason she might think that?

daniellestatt 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:04

Insest is the Best put your Sister to the Test

revtheory80 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:05

do you live in Kentucky xD

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:50

that's some southern ass shit

TheLBG 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:16

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW........

ghetto_bootygrl 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:53

ewwww why would she think that??? did you give her reason to?!?!?!?!

Bigorangebastard 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:21

Ha ha that's why my friend broke up with her boyfriend, girls come up with the lamest shit sometimes!

16rrpass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:45

Are you cheating on her with your siste? O.o

saramore 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:35

Just. Wow. Bitch best be tollin'.

Nick1993 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:42

Some girls are so stupid

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