Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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claiiire_fml 17
Maybe it's a good thing that yall aren't together anymore. She seems a bit stupid and peverted.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
This can't be the true reason she broke up with you. It must be that she wanted to breakup but didn't have a reason so she made you cheating her reason.
BobRyder 24
Nice try, Jaime Lannister. ;)
johnrdz3 24
Well at least if you aren't Honey Boo Boo's family, you are safe from incest.
djbruceybruce 19
This happend to me too I had been split up from my sister for 13 years and I finally found her so i went to meet her one weekend and when I came back my girlfriend dumped me
fantasyworld 37
She's cheating on you and projecting it on you.
GeorgiaBea 28
You are better off OP... Sounds like she might have some issues...
HeisenburgLabs 15
I'm sorry to hear that, it is possible that she was looking for an excuse and couldn't find a better one. If that's not the case then you're definitely better off without a jealous paranoid girl in your life.