Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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Comments (315)
goodevilgenius 5
She just doesn't understand that tongue-kissing closeness that you and your sister share
FreezeeMonsta 19
your ex is a dumbass -.-
jc302406 3
incest is the best
ColorMePurple 0
this would make sense if your a redneck. haha!
HomeAl0ne 20
You're going to be lucky if your sister still wants you after she finds out you had a girlfriend.
coffeegirl16 0
I think your girlfriend just made an excuse to break up with you...
missykrissy1984 0
Hopefully you arent doing anything with your sister so your ex is crazy. Your lucky to be rid of the off the wall accusations from a unstable partner not an fml your lucky to have the ex gone
cudd80 0
are u from Livingston parish Louisiana ? u would understand if u were from the south
RavenNight 0
creep much? honestly i would have thought finally now im free
dragonlee8 0
well it goes to show your girlfriend isn't very smart.