heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
lamenessabounds 0
have fun masturbating in your mom's basement to Japanese Anime Tentacle ****. YDI.
whataloadofbull 0
What a troll...
spiderman0606 0
More like, what an accurate assumption.
vannahd 0
Says the person actually talking about something like tentacle ****?
viola4321 0
...what the hell 8)
caligurl10 0
ydi for being annoying..
crzyry 6
I really hate when people do that so I'm gonna have to say ydi and no woman will ever take you serious.
lilmizzmuffet 0
haah, 2 years back i ditched my boyfriend cos of the same reason.
WOLFEYES72 2
You girls really ditch your guys over the dumbest things, you could at least warn em' or ask him to stop first before dumping him for being a nerd. You know nerds are the ones who eventually end up being your boss. Maybe you should STFU, or like how a nerd would say IRL "stuh-foo". It's irritating but really not bad enough to dump someone over.
Dydy_fml 0
omgg what did u expect? us saying that ur girlfriend is such a bitch n all ??? youre wrong dude ... i wouldd never date u if ur saying 'lol' omgoshh grow up!! ya knoww .. u shud've changed for her man .
humorizer 14
omg liek da way u r tyeping is so much betr cuz no 1 wud b anoid by riting liek dis amirite?
Hexefrau 5
You have no business dumping someone for saying "lol" when you butcher (what I presume is) the English language the way you do. I'm pretty sure your shitty excuse for a post just gave me a minor brain hemorrhage.
nadsm 0
hahahahaa 84.
gisii1988 0
wtf!!!!
redtigerlily 5
Did you copy Lily Allen with that tattoo
Reynard12 0
Yeah... I'd dump you too.
24788 7
Go outside more often then. You sound like you game way too much. I game more than the average person and I don't even say lol
IwishIknew 0
lol
padlarf 14
Your ex is right. Saying lol as a reason for breaking up ranks right between spousal battery and adultery. YDI