Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
xCrackerx 3
Yes, that is what the OP said. Do you need someone to spell it out for you this time?
martic835 2
YDI for being a weirdo.
mtc4ever 0
communication woulda been a good thing. I'm sure if she woulda just told you it bothered her you'd stop. my bf laughs but once in a while he'll throw in a lol while he's laughing. but I'm pretty sure there should have been a better reason than that to break up with you. what a jerk she is. I'm sorry man
Darlatan 0
Really can't blame her, that's gotta be so annoying. Don't do it at a job interview lol
gr3y_fml 1
Any annoying habit like that becomes a dealbreaker, seriously. If you couldn't stop doing that it's really better you've split now. On the other hand if she was just looking for an excuse to split up then you're still both better off.
pwincessa23 1
Well, now go off LOLing through ur lonely, single life.... SFY
ashleynonymous 0
YDI. I would break up with you too. That's just stupid and annoying.
xsmoochesx 0
hahaha loser id break up with you too
WOLFEYES72 2
Well your just a bucket of fun now aren't you? Bitch *cough cough*
memoiri 0
I think it's cute. Well, unless you're saying it "l-o-l." I know some people who say it "loll" or "lawl" and it's totally adorable in my opinion.
idkweird 0
Every time they laughed? Id have to kill someone.
xdre09x 0
wow you people are kinda harsh on him. like she could have like gave him a heads up and told him about the habit he should break. I had/sorta still have the same problem. like if I start zoning out on whoevers talking, but I'm hearing them saying a joke, I might say lol but not laugh since like we do that on the Internet.