By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 318
You deserved it 40 583

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You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

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Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

I totally agree. your a jerk for thinking that would even work.

You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

pretty much, you're probably one of the reasons girls hate guys most of the time. congrats.

I think I dated you...prick.

Maybe end it with her like a man instead of being a loser with no balls.

Lol, that's good. Personally, I think you should tell her straight out. It's alot easier.

Rick? You've been trying to end our relationship?! You spine-less coward! Why don't you just a grow a pair and just say it to my face? We are through! How does it feel to be dumped on Fmylife.com? Maybe you can write about it. Btw, I've been screwing your best friend Tom for a month now.

go think of a more original joke

seeing as your from canada and hes in france, im guessing you're complete bs. aren't you hilarious.

Why don't you cheat on her infront of a bunch of people she knows while you're at it? Not very original, but at least you'd be a little less of a pussy. Good luck finding someone better. It prolly won't happen.

you deserve that one. grow some balls and tell the truth next time.