Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
armada_fml 0
I lol'ed. You DO NOT lolirl. Rule # 1.
daulex 0
that and the fact that you're probably shit in bed. no woman would leave a good man for a small annoying thing like that, if she is satisfied.
mpwi 0
pshhh, what a bitch. i'd hit that in an instant. lawl.
brutal_banger 10
I'd punch your jugular if you said lol instead of actually laughing
Sheebz 0
YDI for being annoying! Who does that??? A techno geek, thats who? do u want ur girlfriend to get dat impression then go ahead, ur ruining ur own life dude
annalovescheese 0
hahaa!!! thats a bit harsh :S saying lol via the internet is okay, but saying it in person is a bit weird haha, even though ive accidently slipped out a lol in a real life conversation before :p
RosaOnThis 0
why didn't you tell her you can change?
Brey1013 0
Thats ****** up, why do u do that anyway?
spiderman0606 0
Yeah really, you have to say 'brah'.
another_guy 0
You act like an idiot. She dumps you. Where's an FML?