Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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bobdole 0
wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
Ouch!
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Comments (41)
yay_fml 0
This is one of those FMLs that literally makes my stomach drop with how depressing it is. Sorry dude.
lolzC 0
the guy who suggested rape is scary.
Iwetmyself 0
OMFG. You can see.... She SUX.
3lended7wice 0
*****
MinorOED 0
She sounds atrocious. You're well shot of that relationship, dude. For real. Go out and found someone who isn't a complete tart--that's the best medicine. :)
Mikieboy 0
no ****** way, good story though, very clever, but no ****** way
xaphon 0
**** all of her friends or even her mom
FoxGlen 0
Lives a bitch dude. Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches even tho they hurt. Trust me. I have been to the bottom of life and have come back to almost normal. Just give yourself time and find a new place to live. Memories are what kill the soul. P&W
jsmith1199 4
another *****.. theyre everywhere.. especially on this website
stfuchivonne 0
That really is pretty shitty of both of them