HazingNight
Minnetonka, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML
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EverestMelting 23
Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.
BadApple88 29
Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere
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Getty95 13
And what does she think they speak in France...?
cakefete2 31
Probably German.
ms31_fml 3
Pig latin
kmccain 27
Italian
njgohard 16
Chinese
MrBoredomioo 18
Swedish
bbshepard21 12
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that wasnt the most cleaver thing to say and Im a blonde...and I say some pretty stupid shit.
ImAFaker 29
Is that why you misspelled clever?
meli1195 31
Did you just stereotype yourself?
DArthurVaderian 18
Lol 42, I know a bunch of blondes who blame that for saying stupid shit
alexmisty88 16
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Really??? Did you really put our conversation on FML!!??? That was a personal and you have no right to put it on here!!! You are in huge trouble you jerk!!!!
nooneherer 5
nice try.
PenguinBitch 44
Here we see a couple who don't text or talk to themselves, but instead, communicate through FML. Their life definitely sucks.
GentlemanBastard 15
If you aren't trolling, you are doubly stupid since OP is anonymous. Shenanigans.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Nice job making yourself look like an idiot
QueenofWheels 13
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found the girlfriend lmao
HazingNight 4
funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability
DArthurVaderian 18
That's not an excuse that applies here
aireeahna 23
So you did chose looks over brains, Op.
geekchick88 17
65 - Or, just maybe, she's a genuinely nice person with a sweet personality? Why does it automatically have to be that if she's not a rocket scientist, she must be gorgeous and OP must be shallow? Not everyone is going to be a genius.
VanOBrien 14
There are an incredible amount of learning disabilities; I didn't even learn about mine until I was in my mid 30's. I am curious about the one your gf has OP that gives her difficulty in knowing the major spoken language in countries. I hope that now she knows that she gets help for it.
isuckwithnames 22
But not knowing with at Italians speak Italian does add to his point.
monagro 22
If you care that she has a learning disability, and think this is because of that, you shouldn't have posted this FML.
TunaFireStarter 16
93, perhaps they only just learned about it AFTER OP posted it? And if not, OP can do what he wants.
sweetnsourrr 11
has anyone ever thought it was personality????
Phoebe18 14
By the way OP worded his follow up, it's safe to assume he only recently found out about her learning disability AFTER he posted the conversation between him and his girlfriend. Not before
heythisisme02 9
Ur stupid.
C0mpl3xity 7
#53 OP Just curious, not going to troll or anything, but what kind of learning disability does she have? Feel free to message back saying you're uncomfortable answering the question.
leroyyyjenkins 10
@127, it's you're* If you're going to call someone stupid, make sure that you do not look stupid when you do it.
Adam5858 17
She is smart give her a medal
RageWolf16 31
I am so sorry for you
Ieri 31
Well hope she at least is pretty because she obviously isn't a smart one :/
gennyv 29
People can have other good qualities than just smart or pretty. Op may like her because she could be very nice or funny or something.
thatoneninjadude 14
I'm guessing she's not the sharpest bulb in the crayon shed?
JJ_86 22
Tell her we are living in US but we we don't speak Chinese right.
AnieAdamantine 8
Give it a few years, they basically own us anyways...
worldclassrager 41
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France is a close border but Italian will be more likely but Europe has many languages...
AllStache 11
Some punctuation would be great next time.
clrichmond2009 24
the only punctuation he ever uses is ellipses.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
stupid is such a miniscule word compared to this chick.