Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle...

HazingNight 2 July 2014, 20:46 Minnetonka, United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

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HazingNight 4

3 July 2014, 05:08

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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EverestMelting 23

3 July 2014, 01:22

Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.

BadApple88 29

3 July 2014, 01:22

Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere

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danthehuman 29

4 July 2014, 06:50

Mama mia!

Martinez0285 28

4 July 2014, 08:25

Stupid is as stupid does Ms. Blue

Di11y 11

4 July 2014, 15:08

Yeah, I think would think she's a huge ass idiot; anyone agree?

Compgeek1996 5

22 July 2014, 06:14

Hyphen? Huge-ass idiot or high ass-idiot? Makes a difference.

sharni19 3

5 July 2014, 01:09

'There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere'

Kendrah18 19

5 July 2014, 06:40

She asked, you gave your honest answer and that was her attitude towards it? Rude! I try hard not to squash my common-law's dreams no matter for farfetched they may seem!