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HazingNight Minnetonka, United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

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funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.

Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere

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Oohh where did you find her?

Not a bright one is she

Kill it before it lays eggs

Is she blonde?

This is not FML worthy in my opinion.

You're girlfriend is an idiot. Honestly, that's common sense. Like others were saying, some people in Italy do speak French, but you'll hear tons of Italian. You need to get her Rosetta Stone and SLOWLY show her the difference between the two languages. FYL

a_loucara 2

Wow, just... Wow

Some people are so quick to judge. Says more about you than it does OP's girlfriend.

I hope her comment didn't kill your ROME-ance (Get it? Like ROMance...I'm lame)

C'est la vie amico mio ;)