HazingNight
Minnetonka, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML
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EverestMelting 23
Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.
BadApple88 29
Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere
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howsthisforaname 34
Another child left behind. Buy her a globe and one of those children's books that explain which contrys speak what language. I'm sure she's a nice person under the layer of ignorance.
Compgeek1996 5
And maybe someone can buy you a spelling book. *countries
vlalam 24
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lol, at least is she hot? may be it's too much to ask for beauty with brains.. jk
leroyyyjenkins 10
Maybe it's too much for you to spell right. Beauty isn't everything. Being smart isn't everything. Don't be so shallow.
corn_flake 19
I wouldn't take that box of rocks with you to Italy lol
simsgirlgem 25
explain to her its Italian not French that is spoken if she refuses to believe you dump her as you don't want that in your kids gene pool
abeg157 14
Je parle français.
fightingkittens 39
Oui, moi aussi, mais est-ce que tu habite en Italie? Je ne fais pas, et si tu as fait, je suis sûr que tu parlerais italien aussi. La plupart des gens qu'habitent là-bas parlent italien, parce que c'est la langue nationale. L'indice est dans le nom. Which is to say that I speak French too, but I don't live in Italy, and if this person lived in Italy they probably would speak Italian too, seeing as it's the national language. Clue's in the name.......
MidnaLink 35
Not always. It's not like the national language of Pakistan has a similar name, like Finland to Finnish.
slipstreak 10
She went full retard, man. Never go full retard...
Abbidon 4
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Break up with her. Unless she has a really, really good justification (i.e. she's on judgement-impairing drugs after a surgery) just don't get stuck with that kind if stupid.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
OP mentioned above that she has a learning disability so it's most likely that a simple correction is much more logical than just leaving her.
Abbidon 4
Oh sorry I didn't notice. My bad.
MsMarti 11
Sounds like she's a keeper.
FMLworthy5000 21
Smack her in the face with an Italian dictionary?
JuzReading 23
Bien sûr!