Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle...

By HazingNight - 02/07/2014 20:46 - United States - Minnetonka

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

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HazingNight 4

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:08

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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EverestMelting 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:22

Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.

BadApple88 29

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:22

Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 4:25

Are you sure she wasn't being sarcastic?

mikuxxhatsune 32

Monday 17 August 2015 14:03

I love Italy, the French are such a unique culture and the Eiffel Tower is amazing. And who doesn't live spaghetti?

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:50

To the Americans, we're all just Europoors.

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