Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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You deserved it 7 052

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Same thing different taste

Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 342

You deserved it 10 503

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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You deserved it 7 105

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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You deserved it 6 359

By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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You deserved it 7 361

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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You deserved it 7 568

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 614

You deserved it 52 668

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 800

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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You deserved it 6 161

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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You deserved it 481

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

Newbie21 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:53

well is it? lol

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Cyrus00 41

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:15

The four words everyman hopes not to hear

iislix1ii 19

Wednesday 27 May 2015 6:38

Kindly respond with "I dunno, I cant tell"

_LoveSucks_21 13

Friday 19 June 2015 6:22

Your di** might be small or she just want to make fun of your di** for being small

thunder_chicken 5

Saturday 25 July 2015 16:43

Say "I don't know" ruin her ego

Lokihashi 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:55

You shouldve replied, "I cant tell..."

herpderp1234 17

Friday 21 August 2015 6:44

Well was it? :/

miriamfrank 22

Monday 30 November 2015 8:33

Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

ArcticIce160 0

Thursday 15 December 2016 5:31

How to destroy a man's confidence in 4 words

jaydoo 6

Sunday 19 March 2017 20:15

Wow, talk about a dead pussy.

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Same thing different taste

Well?

Get on with it

Romance is dead

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