Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. I'd made plans to spend time with my fiancé's family the past week, then my fiancé and I were supposed to drive to my parents place today to celebrate NYE. Unfortunately, this week has been full of sickness. I spent all yesterday bedridden, and now my fiancé is too sick to get out of bed. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, my latest date ended so badly that I was back home by 8 p.m., drunk on cheap wine, and screaming at myself in the mirror, “What is wrong with you?” FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
I was at work, but we stopped to do the countdown together and very very quietly whisper yelled Happy New Year while our patients slept. Was better than not working because I would have been alone.
KingAdrock 16
WTF is a "tooth mug"?
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KingAdrock 16
WTF is a "tooth mug"?
Charlie Given 28
it's also referred to as a denture cup/mug
Fergus52 16
I still had to google what a denture mug was lol (it's a tub/container for soaking dentures in to clean them, in case anyone was wondering)
spinspinsugar 12
I was thinking a mug shaped as a tooth
rotflqtms_ 21
I was at work, but we stopped to do the countdown together and very very quietly whisper yelled Happy New Year while our patients slept. Was better than not working because I would have been alone.
Inkoseh 33
You need to get an Oculus! Have fun with everyone else who's alone too. Don't worry, you didn't miss much..
Ambrily 27
Mine was being home alone, without alcohol, waiting for my husband to come home from dental emergency where he got 3 teeth pulled out due to an incredibly unlucky event (a tooth broke under the gum and the root moved, taking the next two teeth with it). Happy new year everyone, let's just hope it gets better than it started.
Grizz8831 14
I played video games, watched some movies and went to bed... got to see family post their toasts and household gatherings on Facebook... I dont think most people had a blast, but there is next year... at least for those that dont do stupid things like go to NYE parties during a pandemic. 2020 sucked, call it a mulligan.
Suaria 38
I worked on NYE. Then pulled a double from 7 am until 11:30 pm on New Year's Day while not getting much sleep because the people next door were setting off fireworks at midnight on NYE.