Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning...

By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:54

FINISH HER!!!

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Rwcrazy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:33

What are you 10 feet tall

DrX_1030 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:34

so did you still bang?

ronkster44 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:31

good question... mild concussion=less struggle, jk, jk!!!

soldierinarms 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:55

your tall or she's tall?

Garrisonb_fml 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:04

Wtf, do you live in a place with 6ft ceilings?

itsmeppl 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:06

245 u look like Kesha ur so lucky:):):)

littledre 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:30

fail dude.

grievlocke 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:06

the hell kinda hovel do u live in with such a low ceiling?

SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:43

I don't beleive this. baha.

Kingmort35 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:06

If you meant to actually say "had" instead of "has" then she has permanent brain damage

rissgoesrawr 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:08

lmfao! is your ceilling made out of cardboard or something haha. Nice one.

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