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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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vanessa_haha 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 10:13

No sex in 3 years??? No wonder it was bein got from somewhere else...

calianon 7

Sunday 6 July 2014 8:45

I'm nick....

magnetic_aura 26

Monday 22 September 2014 6:31

It's a miracle! But, seriously, sorry OP. That's really awful.

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:10

I hope by now you found someone better and married to her.

BigTone36 3

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:55

How can you not know she was cheating for 3 years.

upgradestorm1 20

Monday 15 June 2015 17:42

Sloppy seconds

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 8 September 2015 23:37

Dump her!

StormFlake 8

Friday 12 February 2016 5:52

Lol leave her, let her take care of a screaming monster herself

titsman 2

Sunday 26 June 2016 15:59

Lol bye falicia!

sharond23 10

Monday 12 February 2018 4:17

3 years?? didn't sex ever come up? are you sure shes your girlfriend?

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