Health: Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 14:30

Today, I and several housemates have food poisoning. From what? Last night's Subway, which we only got to avoid eating the pork that was possibly bad as none of us wanted to be sick. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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Living the dream

By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:54

Come on, almost every guy is a genital man.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:41

Don't forget to flush...

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scr_sensei 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 18:33

Not the sink, the tub. Buncha amateurs.

knick64 7

Saturday 16 February 2013 6:41

Always be a gentleman, go outside.

musicismylife777 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:35

Get seller ate apartments that might help

eclipse101 4

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:59

It's gonna end up like Bridesmaids :p

Cilleemaan 4

Friday 22 February 2013 9:32

You need a bucket, at least one. They're good, they have other uses too, like when you clean the floors too.

woodsmanlw 1

Friday 22 February 2013 22:40

I'll be you had the tuna. A recent investigation showed that most tuna in the US is actually another fish that gives people extreme GI distress. Bummer.

sezzle17 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 22:46

Shit on each others faces hahahhahahahah

dakatabg 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:17

Good luck with that

Seroster 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 13:28

Food poisoning is great! It makes your relationship with your spouse so much more special ^^

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 8 August 2015 15:50

If you're throwing up, that's what a big bowl is for.

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