By CollegeKid - 22/1/2017 22:00
  Today, I was in the hospital for 12 hours with unbearable stomach pain. Apparently I have a horrible infection in my intestines and colon. My mom is now accusing me of having anal sex and allowing a man to ejaculate into my bum. My great-grandma believes her. FML
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By  TabooSushi  |  24

Because there is no other possible way for you to have gotten that infection, apparently... Geez, is your family highly religious, or just crazy? Cause that just sounds batcrap crazy.

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  BanjoCheeseGuy  |  26

I agree, left due to constant crashing and pop up ads every 2 seconds. Was gone for about a month, what the actual fuck happened to the comment numbers? They're all 7,000 and other numbers, it makes 0 sense.

By  TabooSushi  |  24

Because there is no other possible way for you to have gotten that infection, apparently... Geez, is your family highly religious, or just crazy? Cause that just sounds batcrap crazy.

By  jcash52426  |  5

While they are free to Believe that. I don't get why they don't trust you. But couldn't the doctor verify the reason that you are in pain and put to mom and grandmother at ease.

By  Miss_080  |  21

" we accepted you being gay, but do you see what happens when you choose to be gay? This."

Hahahaha sorry man. I can almost imagine your great grandmas face / reaction to that .