Miscellaneous: Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class....

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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By Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 05:01

Today, I spent over an hour trying to get my niece to sleep and nothing worked. Then my husband got home and yelled, "Listen brat, either sleep now or be buried in the cat's litter box." It worked. She giggled, ran to bed and 30 seconds later she was snoring. What? How? Why? FML

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By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By hugedissapointment - 09/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML

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Monday 25 April 2011 22:30

69 hahahahah

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

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choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:01

AGREE WITH #2!!!!!!!!!!!! i love ittt

tmforeignguy 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:06

napping in a bed before class? seems... unrealistic.

lifeftl 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:49

you shoulda just kicked the bitch out of bed "my day's been pretty funny so far"

thequeenofscots 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:45

I agree with #10. It could be that hearing your voice speaking continuously makes her feel comfortable and able to fall asleep. That's how I took it.

iKayla 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:16

Oh, blah. Some guys do not listen to a women's day, I am sure you do it; haha. She might have been joking.

babydoll86_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:58

Haha, omg, that's pretty harsh. But really, who likes listening to stories about their partner's day? They're all the same after a while. I'm sure you're not hanging off her every word when she tells you about her day, so don't sweat it.

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 14:48

Well, I have gotten something like that before, but my girlfriend at the time just like hearing stories... Maybe that is what she meant, but it didn't come out right... It could be worse, she could have said something like "Yeah, get the hell out of the bed." That would be a much worse 'fmylife' moment.

scb197 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:27

there's an episode of Mad About You similar to that haha.

irlydontcare 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:56

ahahaha... chill the **** out, she was most likely kidding. and if she wasn't... then consider yourself lucky that a loser like you has a gf who sounds like she could do better.