By FML Videos - United States - New York Crushing Hard Crushed it! (The bag of groceries, of course.) 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Sydney Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML I agree, your life sucks 49781 You deserved it 8022 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket Bored Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML I agree, your life sucks 1017 You deserved it 49 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Creepedout - United States - Clearwater Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML I agree, your life sucks 66986 You deserved it 4662 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ripfluffy - United States Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML I agree, your life sucks 74469 You deserved it 9985 371 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ren - United States Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML I agree, your life sucks 52544 You deserved it 4308 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By poormom - United States Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 69981 You deserved it 28839 234 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FidoForever Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 10706 You deserved it 589 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LALALA3 - United States Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML I agree, your life sucks 61740 You deserved it 9978 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SadIndianLife - India - Delhi Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML I agree, your life sucks 23363 You deserved it 2230 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "everyone poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML I agree, your life sucks 16314 You deserved it 60226 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hopelesscollegechick - United States - Alexander City Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML I agree, your life sucks 52972 You deserved it 5975 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sparkus Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML I agree, your life sucks 25581 You deserved it 1706 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By googly191 - United States Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 34566 You deserved it 2463 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By forewhatnow - Australia Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML I agree, your life sucks 26538 You deserved it 9750 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mistake - United States Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML I agree, your life sucks 100913 You deserved it 5707 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kay - India - Nagari Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML I agree, your life sucks 68046 You deserved it 6444 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Mordialloc Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 50360 You deserved it 4035 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mannnnn Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phone the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you..." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML I agree, your life sucks 47618 You deserved it 6040 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lord_Nick - Canada - Qu?bec Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML I agree, your life sucks 21785 You deserved it 1689 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By everybodysfool - United States Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of 2 years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25906 You deserved it 4239 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Facepalmum - Australia - Melbourne Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML I agree, your life sucks 33488 You deserved it 7912 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shit Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1607 You deserved it 633 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks sis - United States - Reading Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML I agree, your life sucks 27631 You deserved it 3938 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Darling_Cherry - United States Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 30054 You deserved it 6904 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By re2K5 - Korea Republic of Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML I agree, your life sucks 52085 You deserved it 28596 216 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GrandmaShakers - United States Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML I agree, your life sucks 40463 You deserved it 5161 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cynicalcindy - United States Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML I agree, your life sucks 14866 You deserved it 49714 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 42193 You deserved it 4506 231 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By still had to pay - Australia Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML I agree, your life sucks 41434 You deserved it 6238 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rainastartree - United States - Crum Lynne Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML I agree, your life sucks 46939 You deserved it 14812 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DroppedTheSoap - Australia - Brisbane Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML I agree, your life sucks 1885 You deserved it 294 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not drunk - 21/7/2020 08:01 And I oop Today, I was at a restaurant. I turned around looking for the restroom. I almost walked into the men’s room, then corrected myself and stumbled in the hallway looking for the ladies’. The employees thought I was drunk and kicked me out. I hadn’t had a single drink. I’m just clumsy as shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1387 You deserved it 218 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Vancouver Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML I agree, your life sucks 36340 You deserved it 18114 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United Kingdom Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 28451 You deserved it 3539 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bella - United States - Edinburg Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML I agree, your life sucks 53928 You deserved it 5086 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - France - Brunoy Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML I agree, your life sucks 14824 You deserved it 1407 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/5/2020 08:00 Frustrated Today, after 10-plus years of marriage, my husband still gets off after 5 minutes. I find myself just wanting to just go down on him, instead of being unsatisfied right when I start to get into it myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 1755 You deserved it 289 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML I agree, your life sucks 48573 You deserved it 6369 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wearyconsumer Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML I agree, your life sucks 8406 You deserved it 1100 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Malaysia Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 26731 You deserved it 3013 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wanted_2_want | 40 #7704770 - Saturday 6 October 2018 19:01 He released the milk. Prematurely. Send a private message 6 0 Reply
By wanted_2_want | 40 #7704770 - Saturday 6 October 2018 19:01 He released the milk. Prematurely. Send a private message 6 0 Reply
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly... I agree, your life sucks 492 You deserved it 30 7 Comments
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1027 You deserved it 98 20 Comments